Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
