I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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