Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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