i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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