Buhtt sex?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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