Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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