why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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