I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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