is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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