Christians are straight up FREAKS
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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