It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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