who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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