wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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