why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Randomize
