but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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