they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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