I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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