this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I just blew my weed a kiss
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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