you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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