Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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