why didn't you poke me back
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
