i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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