did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Randomize
