pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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