my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
there is puke in my bra ... again
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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