you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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