god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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