i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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