whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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