STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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