But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i came on her dog
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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