Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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