So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Randomize
