hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
only you would photoshop your dick
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
