you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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