so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Oh god it's open bar.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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