: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
