i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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