You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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