chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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