He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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