2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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