She is in my trunk
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
