But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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