today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Floor bacon is actually really good
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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