Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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