NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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