ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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