the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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