I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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