After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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